melayu

I accompanied my mom to San Peng and Jalan Tar to buy stuff for her boutique..raya promotion...
I was shocked.

The suppliers for

1.our baju kurung,jubah,tudung

were all chinese maa

2.our kain sembahyang

were all indians

haih..where are the malays?

penah tak org melayu terfikir nak bukak kedai jual baju punjabi?

roti canai

i called teddy this morning as usual, okay x pick up. smbung tido.
11.40 a.m, my teddy woke me up..
i know..i know.
.ur horny again..hahaha,,lelaki.

turun,took the car keys, mau pg amir ali, roti canai..hantar syara pegi skolah..
haha..budak sekolah..

singgah amir ali mase balik,makan da habes,
nice la wey,purse kat rumah..

macha:tiga ringgat lima plosen

aku: (terseday aku sehelai sepinggang bersama kunci kereta sahaja)

aku: macha, saya tadak bawak duit la macha.saya balik pegi ambil dulu lah.
nanti saya dtg balik la.

macha: kalau you tipu saya,saya mana tau.

aku: ala macha,saya regular customer kot. slalu dtg sini tadak tipu punya

macha:tinggal ic?

aku: macha,beg duit saya tadak bawak,tadak ic lesen..skejap saja..rumah saya
depan tu saja macha

macha: haa,saya ikut? (angkat kening dan tersengih).ada sapa kat rumah ?

aku: amboi macha, gatal nampak.saya balik skejap saja..
(aku blah begitu balik amik duit dtg baya dan balik dgn kegelian yg amat)

gatal punya macha! babi! sangap

MTV world stage

MUAHAHAHAHAH! I GOT TWO TICKETS TO THE MTV WORLD STAGE! syazana ko duduk rumah jaga anak ye!muahahahaha

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

I love fairy tales!Princesses are cute but not special.
Yes they are beautiful but high maintenance.
I adore Mulan who thinks anything boys can do, do better.
She kicks Hun’s ass to save China. She knows what she is doing.
And I admire elastic girl, she is so flexible. She can do anything from a mummy, a wife to an ace pilot jet to boat. That’s multitasking.
And I like Lilo and Dory. They are able to look beyond what’s different and bring surprises and wonderful people into your life.
Belle, from Beauty and The Beast worth the efforts. She knows boys will be boys, so will men. She tolerate Beast well.

Dory: I speak whaleeeeeee

:D

ko biase je!!

i don't know what to look at..
This is a new thing to me.
I catch my self blinking too hard ,or chewing up my upper lip,
my face just can't relax like it used to.
It doesn't fit me anymore.

*please give me Megan Fox face*